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Here's the complete list of things no adult should ever do when eating pizza. We're not too sure about some of these, but others make perfect sense!

Cut the slice with a fork and knife

You may have seen your favorite celebrities eat pizza this way, but do you want to copy everything they do? We thought not! Using a knife and fork seems a little extreme and actually takes a lot of the fun out of eating this yummy finger food!

Complain when people fold it

This is a popular method in New York and New Jersey and considering they're known as pizza experts, maybe they're onto something!

Eat chain or frozen pizza if other options are available

They may be convenient, but they just don't compare to the versions you get at your local pizzeria.

Soak up the grease with a napkin

Hey, the grease is part of the reason for ordering pizza, isn't it? Don't miss out on a crucial part of the experience!

Put pineapple on top

Pineapple certainly has its merits, and there are a lot of foods we like it on, but it just doesn't seem in keeping with the Italian spirit of pizza.

Not tip the delivery guy at least $4, maybe $3

It's a tough job, so why not make it worth his while?

Dip the slice in ranch dressing

This is another thing that just doesn't seem in keeping with pizza's original spirit, plus ranch dressing is kinds of unhealthy.

Shake the pepper, garlic, or Parmesan cheese more than three times

If you add too much of any condiment, no matter how good it is, all you're doing is covering up the inherent deliciousness of your pizza.

Eat stuffed crust of any kind

This may be too much, both in terms of flavor and on the impact of your health, especially when you're loading up with your pizza with all kinds of red meat.

Drink milk with a slice

This is fine for kids, but now that you're an adult, wouldn't you prefer a more, um…adult beverage?

Top it with more than two meats or one vegetable

Like smothering your pizza in spices or cheese toppings, piling it up with any kind of topping detracts from the pizza's natural flavor. If you really like meat or vegetables, why not have them separately so you can really savor their taste and not muddy up the flavor of your pizza?

Or, by extension, order a supreme pizza

Again, too many toppings is just overkill. One or two usually does the trick.

So what did you think of the suggestions on this list? Does it seem a bit strict, especially when we're talking about pizza, one of the few foods for which rules don't exist? After all, eating pizza is supposed to be fun? Share your thoughts about best practices for eating pizza in the comment section below!

Article Source: Thrillist