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Here are four of the absolute worst fast food meals you can possibly eat. This might have you re-thinking the side salad option a little more than usual the next time you go though the drive-through.

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KFC's Famous Bowl
The Famous Bowl is the weird Frankenstein monster that your Depression-era grandma makes when she's trying to clean out the back of the freezer without wasting a single scrap of cryogenically frozen food. If you're so inclined to order this weird concoction of unsellable scraps at KFC, you'll find that it's a bowl of mashed potatoes mixed with chicken nuggets, gravy, three cheeses, and, of course, corn, which technically makes it a salad. Unfortunately, the Famous Bowl surpasses your complete suggested daily intake of sodium in one disgusting explosion, so after this, you're done for the day. And probably life.

The Most American Thickburger from Hardee's
The Most American Thickburger is not only an insult to your guts, but an insult to America. Hardee's attempted to cram an entire family barbecue, minus one drunk grandfather and a bee sting, into a bun. They've mashed a standard burger with all of the fixings with a split hot dog and a bunch of potato chips into an amalgamation of all things artery-hardening, and they've paired it with one weird political statement about American excess and obesity. Whatever happened to pacing yourself? This is the pathetic fast food equivalent of rolling coal.

Sonic's Bacon Double Cheddar Croissant Dog
Sonic is the kind of place you go to when you feel like getting most of your food on your steering wheel and having your waitress “accidentally” forget to bring you your change. Because of the chain's kitschy retro theme, you'll be stuck in your dumb car while you struggle to eat a sloppy, lukewarm hot dog out of a paper tray. As if the standard hot dog's contents of snouts and sphincters wasn't damaging enough to the sanctity of life, topping it with cheese and bacon assures that you'll be meeting your dead relatives soon. Wrap it in a buttery, fat-laden croissant and you'd better write your will in advance. It's surprising that you're actually allowed to drive after eating this.

Whataburger's Jalapeno Cheddar Biscuit Sandwich
It's not that biscuits, eggs, cheese, or jalapenos are inherently evil, but if you're having this spicy mess for breakfast, you're either angling to get fired for spending too many meetings in the bathroom, or you've just lost all feeling in your body and have nothing left to lose. There's a very good reason that most restaurants don't offer breakfast options that are stuffed with hot peppers, and that reason is called your colon. Just don't do it. Save it for when clients aren't waiting in the conference room, or you just really feel like having a good ol' case of cold sweats.

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Article & Photo Source: Grunge